he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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