miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I lost the right to judge tonight
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Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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