Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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