So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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