oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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