have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I look better un-naked...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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