I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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