my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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