Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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