i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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