He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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