GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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