oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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