guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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