Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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