How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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