So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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