Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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