oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Can I color on your dick again?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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