Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize