You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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