I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
When did angry sex become our thing?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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