bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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