How'd it feel making her break her religion?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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