Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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