Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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