You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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