it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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