...so i touched it.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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