rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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