Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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