Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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