Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
