:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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