there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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