you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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