please come you make the beer taste better
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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