I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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