I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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