you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i think i just lost a toe
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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