She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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