His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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