So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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