I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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