They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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