I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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