Me. At least after what I've been through.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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