yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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