Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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