all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It was like giving head to a cactus.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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