Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
we made out on top of his cat.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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