Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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