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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I could fuck to npr.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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