sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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